I love recipes. A smidge of this, a dash of that, and little care and voila - a delicious result. Especially when the smidges and dashes are mixed together by Banditas (and Bandita Buddies, of course). For fun, Auntie Cindy came up with this idea and we thought we'd share a few Bandita Recipes. Not for a decadent chocolate dessert or a rich stew, but even - much more likely to be found in the lair - a tart margarita. Nope, these are the Perfect Hunk Recipes. We all have our own idea of the perfect hunk, right?
Aunty Cindy's, for example:
Take Indiana Jones' fedora, whip, and derring-do
Add a pinch of Will Turner/Orlando Bloom's intensity
Mix with Wolverine/Hugh Jackman's physique
A dash of James Bond/Pierce Brosnan's mischievous sparkling eyes
Blend well, pour into a Regency waistcoat and savor the results.
Oh my, doesn't he sound tasty?
Posh shared this recipe:
Take Thomas Crowne/Pierce Brosnan's sly genius
Add Rick O'Connell/Brendan Fraser's to-die-for physique
Add a dash - just a little - of Will Ferrell's zany humor
Mix with Kurt Russell's macho good looks
And finish off with a sprinkling of John Cusack's vulnerability
Voila!
*wiping drool off chin* Voila, indeed!!
Mmm, getting hungry yet?
Nancy offered this:
Hugh Jackman's height (we tall females like that), build, and non-Wolverine hair Pierce Brosnan's eyes Viggo Mortenson's swordsmanship Gregory Peck's voice in Patrick Stewart's accent Daniel Craig's hard edge leavened with Richard Dean Anderson's humor (not a movie hero, but I'm warping him in (no pun intended - that's the other STAR thing) since Stargate was a movie). And doesn't Craig have dimples? I'd like there to be dimples.
Ooooooohhhhh, dimples. What's yummier?!?!?!
Donna's recipe is quite specific!
Troy/Eric Bama physique
Patrick Swayze ability to dance
American Gigolo/Richard Gere eyes
Jude Law lips
Alan Rickman intensity
Hugh Jackman accent
combine, shaken - not stirred Then serve. Do not under any circumstances cook I like my man raw
I can see her point, can't you?
Madame had this recipe to share:
Richard Armitage's intensity Daniel Craig's toughness Matthew McConaghey's easy charm (when the occasion warrants) Stephen Fry's wit (OK, my guy has multiple personality disorder. What can I say?) Looks like Clive Owen
Mouthwateringly delicious, if you ask me!! I'd take two helpings.
Beth shared her favorite recipe: Take Ryan Reynolds' physique Add Bradley Cooper's sexy grin Mix with Shia LaBeouf's unique charm, A smidge of Seth Rogan's humor And a dollop of Hugh Jackman's accent and singing ability. Stir gently, pour into a movie theater seat and enjoy!
*sigh* Now doesn't that sound wonderful?!?!
And my recipe?
Start with Johnny Depp, with his humor, smile and personality
Sprinkle lightly with Legolas’ serene mysticism
Add a large dash of Hugh Jackman’s delicious physique
A hint of Jon Bon Jovi’s rocker voice An extra large spoonful of Captain Jack's naughtiness
And a smattering of Rick Castle’s boyish charm
Stir him all up and serve him to me on a very large platter, with a side of chocolate sauce!!
How about you? What would YOUR perfect hunk recipe be?
Source URL: http://plasticsurgerycelebrities.blogspot.com/2009/07/recipe-roundup-bandita-style.htmlAunty Cindy's, for example:
Take Indiana Jones' fedora, whip, and derring-do
Add a pinch of Will Turner/Orlando Bloom's intensity
Mix with Wolverine/Hugh Jackman's physique
A dash of James Bond/Pierce Brosnan's mischievous sparkling eyes
Blend well, pour into a Regency waistcoat and savor the results.
Oh my, doesn't he sound tasty?
Posh shared this recipe:
Take Thomas Crowne/Pierce Brosnan's sly genius
Add Rick O'Connell/Brendan Fraser's to-die-for physique
Add a dash - just a little - of Will Ferrell's zany humor
Mix with Kurt Russell's macho good looks
And finish off with a sprinkling of John Cusack's vulnerability
Voila!
*wiping drool off chin* Voila, indeed!!
Mmm, getting hungry yet?
Nancy offered this:
Hugh Jackman's height (we tall females like that), build, and non-Wolverine hair Pierce Brosnan's eyes Viggo Mortenson's swordsmanship Gregory Peck's voice in Patrick Stewart's accent Daniel Craig's hard edge leavened with Richard Dean Anderson's humor (not a movie hero, but I'm warping him in (no pun intended - that's the other STAR thing) since Stargate was a movie). And doesn't Craig have dimples? I'd like there to be dimples.
Ooooooohhhhh, dimples. What's yummier?!?!?!
Donna's recipe is quite specific!
Troy/Eric Bama physique
Patrick Swayze ability to dance
American Gigolo/Richard Gere eyes
Jude Law lips
Alan Rickman intensity
Hugh Jackman accent
combine, shaken - not stirred Then serve. Do not under any circumstances cook I like my man raw
I can see her point, can't you?
Madame had this recipe to share:
Richard Armitage's intensity Daniel Craig's toughness Matthew McConaghey's easy charm (when the occasion warrants) Stephen Fry's wit (OK, my guy has multiple personality disorder. What can I say?) Looks like Clive Owen
Mouthwateringly delicious, if you ask me!! I'd take two helpings.
Beth shared her favorite recipe: Take Ryan Reynolds' physique Add Bradley Cooper's sexy grin Mix with Shia LaBeouf's unique charm, A smidge of Seth Rogan's humor And a dollop of Hugh Jackman's accent and singing ability. Stir gently, pour into a movie theater seat and enjoy!
*sigh* Now doesn't that sound wonderful?!?!
And my recipe?
Start with Johnny Depp, with his humor, smile and personality
Sprinkle lightly with Legolas’ serene mysticism
Add a large dash of Hugh Jackman’s delicious physique
A hint of Jon Bon Jovi’s rocker voice An extra large spoonful of Captain Jack's naughtiness
And a smattering of Rick Castle’s boyish charm
Stir him all up and serve him to me on a very large platter, with a side of chocolate sauce!!
How about you? What would YOUR perfect hunk recipe be?
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